Fork, firetruck, basket, or even her full name in front of great grandma. I'm terrified the size of Miss Chatterbox's "four" letter word vocabulary might give great grandma a stroke....or prompt her to call CPS.
You see, Miss Chatterbox, in addition to being a non stop motor mouth (I know it will cause problems later in school, sorry kid, but detention is character building - I would know), has a slight speech impediment and the standard toddler lisp, that turns ordinary words into a more interesting interpretation.
Today, threw even me, a seasoned toddler parent, into shock. By seasoned, I mean flying by the seat of pants. Just trying not to cause her to spend years in therapy.
With safety in mind, I attempted to teach, Miss Chatterbox, her full name as well as mommy and daddy's names. A seemingly mundane task, right? WRONG.
Now, I don't want to give out to much "real" info, but I'll lose the humor if I don't give some. Our last name rhymes with corn and her middle name rhymes with pin. So I say her full name, and ask her to repeat it.
Me: Say your name.
Her: Aubin Love Porn
Me: Umm, no Sweet Pea, try again.
Her: Aubin Love Porn - More animatedly, complete with booty shaking.
Her: Aubin Love Porn, Aubin Love Porn.
Sweet baby Jebus, what am I gonna do with this one?