But when he saw me getting upset (don't judge, yo. I already admitted to being a piss nozzle about it) he would say:
Which would always be some variation of this kind of last minute, picked over, convinence store cheesy:
Obviously we wanted different things out of Valentine's Day, so we would end up like this..usually in the parking lot of whatever reservation I had made.
And I'm perfectly satisfied. Hope everyone had a restful Valentine's.