A few days back, I was experimenting with egg substitutes and eggless pancake recipes and amusing myself, and Miss Chatterbox (can I have a mommy moment by telling you just how ridiculously cute she was in her chef outfit!), by creating different shapes/faces with them. Ultimately, per her request, she ended up with something like this.
|This is from the Internets.....But very similar to what I did.|
It was a typical, somewhat boring day and I felt compelled to spice it up a little. So, The Firefighter was sitting at the table, feeding the Bun in her highchair, calmly minding his own business, when I plop this in front of him.
|Disclaimer - from the Internets. I must say "Eat me" was a stroke of genius.|
What? Doesn't everyone make pancake genitalia? You don't? Okay, well, I don't either. It started out as an attempt at an elephant for Miss Chatterbox. But I say, WTH, a penis will serve my purpose too. I'm all about making my own happiness, People.
He shot me a confused look and said, "I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to think about that?"
My boo, bless his little, holey, Hanes boxers, can be a little dense at times.
So I reached over, picked up his penis pancake, bit off the head, put it back on his plate and said, "It's just a gentle reminder to quit stalling on getting neutered. Unless you want me to go all Lorena Bobbit on your business. "
I do believe the message was heard this time.
Do you or your spouse do unexpected things, just to keep life interesting?